telewacker

A childish noun, Word used for penis/genitalia

Bobby got soap in his telewacker now it burns when he pisses

by Evil ken January 5, 2005

taliwaker

a mans penis

My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore

by Luke September 1, 2003

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

talkbacker's tourette

A neuropsychiatric disorder that forces commenters in internet forums or talkbackers to post random swearwords and insults. T. occurs most frequently in early adolescence. People suffering from T. are often referred to as trolls.

- Talkbacker 1: "I think the author of the article has made a mistake in his argument."
- Talkbacker 2: "I think your mother is a PROSTITUTE!!!"
- Talkbacker 1: "Oh, I'm sorry you're suffering from talkbacker's tourette."
- Talkbacker 2: *twitching and foaming*

by Puckmuck July 11, 2011

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003

talliwacker

Penis, Dick, Cock

That mas was showing off his talliwacker to the bingo club.

by keith January 12, 2004

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010