Taste: Takis
Shape: Takis
Health: None (But Takis supposedly gives you cancer)
Amount: Hot Cheetos
Expiration Date: Both (They're chips lol)
Overall: Whatever you like, but be careful around those type of chips. They're gud tho!
Shape: Takis
Health: None (But Takis supposedly gives you cancer)
Amount: Hot Cheetos
Expiration Date: Both (They're chips lol)
Overall: Whatever you like, but be careful around those type of chips. They're gud tho!
by xFrqity December 13, 2019
Get the Hot Cheetos and Takis mug.by ryan g g January 17, 2009
Get the Takis mug.Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.
Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
by Ipeedonthecat March 14, 2020
Get the Takis mug.A girl whos typically in middle school to high school. They usually carry a bag of takis bigger than their ass and wear fake acrylics. If you ever meet one, avoid them. They are also very material gworlistic.
Your Friend: "Wow its a Takis Girl-"
You: "Why is the takis bag so big."
The Takis Girl: the definition is above
You: "Why is the takis bag so big."
The Takis Girl: the definition is above
by CatMeow55 March 3, 2022
Get the The Takis Girl mug.A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
by DrxwsBoo February 2, 2014
Get the Takis mug.A Heartless human being incapable of staying calm. Usually screaming at his friends, but deep down he still finds them good friends. Always tries with the ladies, but always gets turned down. Likes to joke around but doesn't tair jokes well about him.
Don't pull a Takyus.
by Briefer April 18, 2018
Get the takyus mug.Man: Why were you sourounded by everyone in the cafeteria?
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
by NewIdoitoticMan February 23, 2020
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