take a picture, it'll last longer!

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

You can take the boy out of the war

You can take the boy out of the war, but you can't take the war out of the boy.

In PTSD symptoms you see that you can take the boy out of the war but you can't take the war out of the boy.

by I, Wreckerrr November 8, 2018

Mr. Take-it-back

A man that takes back the stuff he gives to a woman after a break-up or when she becomes an enemy of his.

You sound like a Mr. Take-it-back.

by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019

take a wiz

Peeing

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!

by Urination January 4, 2014

take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

take the skinheads bowling

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

hog taker

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020