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talkblocker

Someone who interrupts you when you're talking to someone of the opposite gender whom you are interested in pursuing relationship wise and is not necessarily just trying to get in to her pants.
Their interruption usually ends the conversation you and the person of the opposite gender were having.
Tim: Yeah, the movie was pretty great. What's your take on it?
Jill: I thought it was good too. I'd watch it again.
Tim: That's good. A movie for home, then. So, I was wondering if you wanted to do something tomorrow?
Jill: Oh! I'd --
Steve: Hey you guys, what did you think of the movie?
Jill: Hey Steve. Tim and I were just talking about it, we both thought it was good.
Steve: That's cool. Well, I'm going to go get some coffee.
Jill: What were we talking about?
Tim: Oh, nothing.

Later-
Tim: Man, Steve is such a talkblocker.
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tablocking

videotaping any performance using your tablet held above your head thus blocking the view of everyone behind you.
I couldn't see my kids performance because the lady in front of me was tablocking.
by sixfive67 August 17, 2012
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techblock

When an electronic device is used as a shield from flirting. For example, when an opportunity occurs (eye contact, adjacent sitting), the potential person shifts attention to their gizmo (fiddling on an iPod, texting on cellphone, opening a netbook).
Paul: "Tom, why don't you say something to that cute redhead?"
Tom: "She already techblocked me when I looked over at her & smiled, then she whipped out her smartphone"
by infuzion July 20, 2010
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talkblocking

when you are tring to have a conversation with one of your friends and you dont want anyone else to hear, but instead someone keeps trying to join it and keeps annoying you. similar concept to cockblocking.
i was trying to talk to James bout women while we were walking down the hill, but instead some lousy dude decided talkblocking us was a great idea
by BEAST MODE JONNY MAC December 2, 2010
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twoblocka

A girl that looks good from two blocks away.
That girl is a twoblocka.
by meep meep. July 17, 2009
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techblocked

Adj. -- 1) prevented from accomplishing some task as a result of a technological failure or glitch; 2) a disabling sense of anxiety or insecurity produced by technological change.
"I tried to print out my paper, but I was techblocked by the f'ing printer."
"My father wants to set up his router, but he's feeling completely techblocked."
by Frederick Lane May 15, 2014
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Taxblocked

When you try to buy something but you're less than one dollar short because of tax. (Same thing as cockblocked but with tax instead of cock.)
I was trying to buy something earlier and I got fucking taxblocked. That pisses me off!
by Doodles is Hung October 25, 2019
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