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Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.
I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!
by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015
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taco blocker

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.
God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin
by Joseph Diner August 5, 2007
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Black Taco

(Verb) When one party smears the fecal remains of one's meal onto the vaginal areas of the female after corpulation.
Dude I totally gave shanaynay a black taco last night and now she won't talk to me. =(
by WeedThenWang November 4, 2009
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Black Jack Taco Surprise

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.
Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!
by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009
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tacoblock

Tacoblock describes two situations for women.

Situation 1: When a girl is 'cock blocked' by her friend when that girl totally had dibs on the guy at the beginning of the night.

Situation 2: When a girl wants to nail a guy and she can't because the guy doesn't want to nail her. (similar to bluewalls)
Sarah has a crush on a guy at a bar and she tells her friend Lisa that she wants to jump his bones. Sarah and Lisa walk over to the guy and strike up a conversation. During the conversation with the guy at the bar, Lisa decides she wants to jump his bones too. Lisa ends up stealing the attention of the guy from Sarah. Sarah gets pissed off and leaves because she has been Tacoblocked.
by Jimothy Awesome December 3, 2007
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