Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.

"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

by Diego November 12, 2003

I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 23, 2006

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.

Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.

by GERDAN FANTANA June 9, 2011

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

wouldn't root her for practice

A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.

Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.

by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

B my L on her T's

blow your load on her tits

dang id B my L on her T's!

by florian,c January 11, 2009