snoregasm

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

by JDMGio December 23, 2009

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Snoogasm

The pleasure you get when you wake up in the morning and see you still have 2 or more hours of sleep before going to work or college.

I got a snoogasm at 5 in the morning, it was quite a relief as I had work 3 hours later.

by Worrier101 December 11, 2015

Smorgasm

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore

*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018

snowgasm

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced while engaging in snow sports during peak snow conditions, usually accompanied by adrenaline rush and uncontrollable verbal expressions of pleasure.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement while participating in snowsports such as snowboarding, snowkiting, or sledding.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement.
–verb (used without object)
5. to have a snowgasm.

Beau had a snowgasm while schralping freshies through three feet of virgin powder in Tahoe.

by Beau Smith February 4, 2008

Santorgasm

Explosive diarrhea during sodomy.

Rick was violated so hard that he Santorgasmed all over his cellmate's balls.

by Pbang June 16, 2011

snowgasm

The intense, euphoric feeling skiers and snowboarders who live in or near ski resorts experience whenever the weather forecast calls for heavy snowfall in ski areas. Often enhanced by overly enthusiastic TV weather forecasters or radio personalities.

John, a snowboarder and Fran a skier both experienced a snowgasm when they heard the weather forecast of a major snowstorm for the Colorado mountains. Dan however, who couldn't care less about the ski areas was upset because he had to delay his travel plans for a day.

by Ahina December 20, 2006