Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

Silvana

Silvana means goddess of the forest. Very intelligent. But doesn't show it. Very beautiful and thin. Usually short but not always. Anyone would be very happy to be with her. Always smiley and can make anyone laugh. Very good in bed. Shes always a beast in bed. Silvanas tend to be very sweet and adorable. They have a very cute laugh and an all around great personality.

I wish I was Silvana

by anon5834 November 19, 2013

Salvador Allende

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.

Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.

by allendevive November 10, 2008

stefan salvatore

stefan salvatore is the most precious human to exist. he is the best character on tvd and deserved way better than what he got. my baby did everything for everyone AND GOT NOTHING IN RETURN. I DO NOT STAND FOR THIS. he is baby

STEFAN SALVATORE TRIED TO SAVE EVERYONE BECAUSE HE CARED SO MUCH AND Y’ALL TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT UNDER UR SHOE SMH

by stream gone days July 20, 2019

Damon Salvatore

The god of vampire diaries and the most interesting and intriguing star on the show

If you agree leave a
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Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2 : my man , Damon Salvatore

Girl 1: you wish!

by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019

Silvan

Silvan is an outgoing smart dude. He has a smile that could light up a room, when you make eye contact with a Silvan, it feels like your heart just dropped into your stomach. Silvan is always trying to do his best.. but it sometimes fails. He isn’t a attention seeker, when you first meet him he’s a little shy. But when you get to know him.. he’s the best person you’ve ever met. If you have a Silvan, giddy up for a amazing time of your life. He has a personality that everyone loves and a Silvan is someone who your gonna always want to be around. If you have a Silvan... he’s a keeper, never let him go!

Girl 1: did you see Silvan today? He looked hot as usual
Girl 2: ya I did, he has a girlfriend now😢
Girl 1: oh that sucks, I was just gonna ask him out
Girl 3: back off your two, he’s my one and only

Girl 1: did you see Silvan today? He looked hot as usual
Girl 2: ya I did, he has a girlfriend now😢
Girl 1: oh that sucks, I was just gonna ask him out
Girl 3: back off your two, he’s my one and only

by Lexiehanson May 18, 2019

Salvati

The original Mohican wind. The last breath you take before the moving shadow says hello old friend. Least you expected, and to your surprise.

Latin for "salvation from one's self"

Black outfit to match the balaclava.

I had to use the door in the backyard and there was Salvati, waiting. Now I'm buried in this hole talking shit about what it's like to be dead.

by Roberto.Frosty November 12, 2020