snoregasm

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

by JDMGio December 23, 2009

scoregasm

when someone overreacts to a goal or touchdown in sports

Joe had a scoregasm today in gym class, he's such a jerk.

by JesusFrenzy November 25, 2011

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011

shoregasm

An orgasm on a beach.

I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

Smorgasm

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore

*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018

soregasm

Invented by the artist Peaches, a soregasm appears to refer to the feeling you get having an orgasm after having way too much rough sex. It hurts, but is still groovy.

Hurts so good I got a soregasm.

Lee fucked me so hard I totally had a soregasm.

by Hguh the Liquor Psycho January 1, 2007

Shoegasm

Similar to an eyegasm, it is when one sees the most amazing/stunning/beautiful pair of shoes imaginable, producing a shoegasm. Term originated from Sex and the City

When I saw those pink Mary Janes, I had the most amazing shoegasm of my life.

by stealacceptance April 12, 2006