swoll

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.

Megan thought she was swoll and decided to pose like the Hulk; complete fail.

by The Talented Mr. H August 30, 2012

swoll

extremely jacked and buff. having a lot of muscle. having an amazing body. great at wrestling because of the definition of muscle owned. biceps big as a head. abs like a rock.

"Dude did you see that kid Nick at wrestling?"
"Nick Riemen? Oh yeah he's totally swoll"

by nota person December 28, 2011

Swoll

A dish usually prepared in Jail and/or Prison thats base consists or Ramen Noodles

Dude, i just made this bangin swoll with the last of my canteen money.

by Filthy Whore October 24, 2009

Swoll

1: A term used to represent an increase in mass or numeral of something.

2: A term to represent a saturation of something, usually currency.

My pockets swoll.

My bank rolls swoll.

by Omega Redd April 22, 2003

Swoll

1. being buff
2. having large muscles

Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is swoll as hell.

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Swoll

The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.

"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"

"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"

by Champaign's finest August 9, 2012

swoll

Someone who is buff or ripped. Usually the most badass person in the room is the swoll guy.
to be swoll you have to have a douchebaggish attitude and the muscle to back it up.

Swoll guys dont get drunk. they black out and get laid.

swoll is also a word to describe something badass

Damn did you see that guys muscle?? he's one swoll ass son of a bitch!

rob: aight we gotta take our creatine, hit the gym, then drink our protein when we get home.

steve: swoll.

by KidSwoll August 3, 2009