swizzle stick

1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.
Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.
by Maisie M. December 24, 2006
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swizzle stick

chemically laced cigarette - cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, crack residues, pcp, etc
"the swizzle stick burned with a strange white flame when i ignited it and took a drag."
by chronos May 27, 2004
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Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,
I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in
by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021
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Swizzle Stick

a stick worth of an adjective.

often used because you are at a lost for a real adjective; speechless

The word originated from a tall bulky white man that may be confused as Drago from Rocky. Created in New Orleans it was established and made public in College Station.
Stop trying to touch my swizzle stick Randy!
by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 31, 2009
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Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing
The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out
by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016
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swizzle stick

A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.
Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.
by ebaconjr October 21, 2008
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Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure
Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!
by Seth Rogaine July 20, 2018
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