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Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either
Sweeney by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011
a small feeble old man who is always right, most of the time has thick classes and wears pants way to high. Yoda in human form.Also mkaes obseen gestures and jokes that no one gets
sweeney by JBRICK October 26, 2007
Noun: a free trip obtained by music journalists, usually paid for by a record company, artist's management or event promoter.

Verb: the act of obtaining the above.
"I had this great sweeney to Italy, the label paid airfares, hotel and everything."

"I sweeneyed a great trip to Italy."

Used by World Music journalists in the UK for at least a decade. Named after a UK journalist of that surname who is/was remarkably adept at this skill.
sweeney by Ian Anderson January 7, 2009
a highly contagious, infectious STI like chlamydia, found mostly in girls between the ages of 12-25
you had a sweeney cunt yet?
sweeney by ttr_91. May 24, 2009
Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.
Finn has an extremely large sweeney.
Sweeney by Finnbigdick June 4, 2018
Faggot, sometimes also known as Alan.Most commonly seen with an unshaven moustache
Girl:will u shift my friend
Other girl:nah he looks like a sweeney
Sweeney by Lilswantonxx June 2, 2019