Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Swedish Meatball

A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.

Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?

by dream_team_agentzero October 17, 2011

Swedish meatball

When you poop into someones mouth and they proceed to perform fellatio on you.

I invited her over for spaghetti and swedish meatballs...

by McKraut August 23, 2010

swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.

pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!

by iaquinta June 6, 2007

Swedish meatballs

Guy inserts entire package of meatball sauce up girls vagina then proceeds to shove his ball into the vagina then pulls then out and the girl sucks the “swedish meatballs”.

time for a tasty Swedish meatballs snack

by Thesexman...5 December 12, 2019