i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

sweary Q

Mistaken meaning for a line in TI's lyrics for "What You Know." He is not referring to drugs. He is referring to how uncool (square) someone is. The person that he is referring is worse than square; he is cube (which is made up of six squares). Therefore, this person is square x 6= VERY uncool. Clever lyric!

"You never carry tools/ Not even square, he cube"

What in the hell is a sweary Q?

by ziophocles November 2, 2008

swearathon

Letting the swear words rip, swearing like a trooper, swearing when you’re angry to let off steam, swearing with friends for fun, using expletives including the f... word, c... word and s... word. Swearing in a sweararhon can really help some people as it may make them feel better. A sweararhon is best avoided in formal situations such as a job interview or visit to the doctor. Many people like to learn how to swear in different languages.

My mates and I had a swearathon at the pub and we let off some steam.

by Stash279 August 16, 2018

granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015

and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.

When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.

by M Reich July 13, 2006

Sweary-stick

A very erect penis that causes the female to swear profusely during an act of intercourse.

Should not be confused with the religious-stick which generally leads to biblical quotes such as "God, god, oh my Gawd" or "Jesus"

Do you think the sweary-stick will be coming out tonight

by Dr Cameron June 16, 2011

Pinkie Pie Swear

Pinkie Pie swear/promise used in the episode "Green Isn't Your Color" of MLP:FiM. It goes like this: Cross my heart (cross your heart) and hope to fly (mimic the act of flapping wings by moving wrists) stick a cupcake in my eye (pretend to smash said pastry into your eyeball). Said by both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.

Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! (Pinkie Pie Swear)

Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my--AAH! (Pinkie Pie Swear fail)

by I'llbakeyouintocupcakesDashie February 5, 2012