scathing

1) marked by harshly abusive criticism

2) severely critical; scornful, as a remark

The third party candidate launched a scathing attack on the second party contender.

The judge laughed as he described the girl's voice with a scathing assertion.

by B3li3v3 May 12, 2014

Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

Swashing

The action of cleaning out your urethra by uriniating after wanking or intercourse

I won't be a second I'm just swashing

by PocketFuse September 24, 2016

Seathing

Another word for raging (annoyed)

Her mate kissed her boy she was seathing

by Rickydick12 December 6, 2019

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 20, 2005

Swatching

Swatching is when a male is giving his salami to a married lady all whilst her husband is in the corner enjoying the sights enjoying a nice cold cut sandwich

"While Mr Thunderbirke was swatching, Cole sure was giving Mrs Thunderbirke's Ole Roast Beef sandwich a proper pounding. Well until Mr Thunderbirke got a little careless and a pickle got loose from his sandwich. Cole isn't allowing anyone to swatch anymore!"

by Mr_Pudge May 9, 2022