slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Swagtarded

Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.

Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.

Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!

by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010

slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

Billy Sastard

A nicer way of saying Silly Bastard, can be used around Parents, Grandparents, aunts, uncles, teachers, pets in all situations.

You name it this word can be used around it! :)

Have you seen what Jimmy has done to his hair?!?

He looks a bit of a Billy Sastard to me...

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

shastard

it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.

shitty + bastard = shastard

pronounced (shass-turd)

stop annoying me u SHASTARD!!!!

by Nefty June 26, 2006

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017