smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

by Y u? November 9, 2013

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

by Le don June 6, 2007

smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

freshly smashed

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck

jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018

Sammy smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"

by sirferris January 27, 2021

Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.

I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.

by sniki June 30, 2010