Swaggot

A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.

Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.

Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.

When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.

"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"

by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012

Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011

swaggender

When someone has too much swag for the gender binary. When someone who is transgender, nonbinary, or gender-non-conforming is swagged out.

Oh, I'm swaggender and use He/They pronouns.
That person has so much swag, They have to be swaggender!

by bruhman247768 November 20, 2020

Swaggot

Swaggot: Someone who says the word "Swag" so much that by association they're actually homosexual.

Lil Wayne: That's swag, I got mad swag yo'.

Me: You're a swaggot you fucking idiot.

by HorrorStory October 13, 2011

Swagganaut

An astronaut with swagger and a pocket full of YOLO's.

"Swagganaut James bounced around the moon dunes in a pimped out lunar rover - complete with satallite radio and a large dish."

by -s-l-e-e-p-w-a-l-k-e-r- January 27, 2013

Yolo-swaggot

Using the words swag, yolo, or gratata in the same sentence while posting a video to vine with you shirt off.

Did you see that yolo-swaggot post his vine video the other day? He said, "That FuFu lame shit I ain't with it. I'll send some shots at your fitted. Gratata. Swag."

by Truth In Lies June 29, 2014

swaggot

A person who is obsessed with wearing snapbacks, listens to mainstream rap artists, and believes that everyone who isn't them is an idiot. Swaggots are also a large majority of the time narcissistic hypocrites, personally in my town all of the swaggots are pot heads who are stoned all of the time. Not only that but Swaggots tend to be very exclusive do the fact that everyone who doesn't listen to Kendrick Lamar, doesn't have 'swag' in their eyes and doesn't wear snapbacks is not worthy enough to being talked to. To conclude, a large majority of the time Swaggots swarm in small groups of people due to the fact no one wants to put up with their bullshit.

A Swaggot Listens to Kendrick Lamar all the time, Yonkers by Tyler The Creator, Fucking Problems and I Don't Like, Clique and Mercy.

"Yo did you listen to that new Kendrick Lamar song Poetic Justice?" "Yeah dog, that shit's dope" "wanna go smoke weed to that song and walk around chirping people?" "Sure" -A Swaggot conversation

by StevieWondersInTheHole May 14, 2013