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Shia Surprise

When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time
"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"
by surpriseingnebulatraveler December 21, 2014
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Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.
Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!
by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023
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Surprise, Bitch

Someone you thought you’d seen the last of.
- "Surprise, bitch.
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."
by tumbeuleure December 11, 2013
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Spurmp

Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.
by Smeefster September 8, 2018
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Double-wide Surprise

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
by murder3000 March 22, 2020
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Polston Surprise

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming
by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019
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sumpy dancer

a plus size woman who is confident enough on her feet to

break it down on the dance floor, build it back up again

without missing a beat!

a big girl that can dance hella good!
Redman had hella sumpy dancer's in his "I'll be dat" video.
by Sherriloveiam September 21, 2011
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