siriusly

Serious as Sirius Black.

Person 1: "Is Sirius siriusly dead?"
Person 2: "Ya, totes."

by Calloway June 5, 2008

just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

Sorriously

Word used when politely interrupting a conversation while wanting to change the direction of the conversation to a more serious tone.

Guy 1: ...Then I met these two chicks and took them home.

Guy 2: Really? Then what happened?

Guy 3: Sorriously guys, you need to be careful. Those chicks looked dirty.

by Delicat March 30, 2009

siriuslyella

Very very cool mutual. Nothing else to say but theyre amazing <3

"Look! Siriuslyella is on my fyp! "

by siriusbgivesmegemderenvy June 27, 2021

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021