Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.

Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?

by Suckadeeznutzh0e January 26, 2022

summoning jutsu

When doing a girl, and before cuming pull out and start doing the hand signs to the Jutsu and ram it back in while screaming SUMMONING JUTSU

Last night she let me use the summoning Jutsu on her bro

by Daddy Debo December 29, 2020

cock summoner

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks

1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!

by 99888776665 March 31, 2009

summon your persona

Euphemism for suicide by gunshot to the temporal lobe, a reference to Persona 3.

"I have nothing left in this world." "So summon your persona already!"

by Momir Vig April 30, 2008

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 5, 2010

summon a persona

To commit suicide by a gunshot to the head. In reference to Persona 3, where the main characters use an Evoker (a gun-like device) to summon the titular Personas by pointing it at their head and firing, almost as if committing suicide.

“Yo, what the fuck happened? I heard John died.”

“Well, he tried to summon a Persona.”

by Some Dude Behind a monitor July 17, 2018

samomo

a big, tough guy who you don't want to mess with

I called a samomo so he could beat the shit out that motherfucker.

by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009