Noun- A dude who likes sucking off highly fit firemen beefcakes. Can usually be seen wearing knee pads and hanging around firestations.
You see that fag Sam at the Firemen's Benefit Fund Luncheon? He's turning into a real Suction Hose, what a little bitch!
by kratosyodaddy May 28, 2011

by Supersoaker89 December 8, 2016

by V dux September 15, 2007

"shhhhhhhhhhh ... shhhh ... shhhhh ...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" goes the scraper with the suction tip
whats a buick without a suction .... NOTHIN!
whats a buick without a suction .... NOTHIN!
by nick anderegg June 11, 2006

by Kyle Brofliwski August 17, 2016

Miah: Anna was totally hitting me from behind last night.
Nate: like Suction Cup'n it?
Miah: yeah, totally milkin' that prostate!
Nate: like Suction Cup'n it?
Miah: yeah, totally milkin' that prostate!
by Tyler29 February 4, 2014

When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini
by MajorSpoonage August 21, 2019
