Suck me

The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.

Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*

by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023

Suck me

Means Caden sucks john

Suck me Caden.

by Chiefmen jones July 23, 2017

suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.

"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.

Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

Suck me soft

When you are getting head and she sucks you so long your penis isn't hard anymore

Julie gave me head for so long, she suck me soft, bruh.

by Sup fam April 22, 2015

suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005

suck me dry

To give oral until the man is done or can no longer continue.

ay baby suck me dry til i die

by Weezyr May 3, 2006