Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.

"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"

by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025

Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi

Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck

by Yuh smug January 8, 2022

sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

suck n fuck

when some hoe sucks your dick and you fuck them down the throat at the same time, making a chewbacca sounding noise.

hey wanna suck n fuck?

by d5unk November 28, 2019

Suck and fuck

Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.

It started with a suck and ended with a fuck. Suck and fuck

by Easy airman March 29, 2019

suck my fuck

A unisex phrase in lieu of "suck my dick", or "suck my balls". Now women and men alike can just say, "suck my fuck".

Girl: I hate you. You're so immature.
Boy: Suck my fuck. -leaves-

by YodRicA March 26, 2014