Suckfest

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.

Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.

by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006

Suckcess

When you try to fail, but instead succeed.

Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."

Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."

by Trinity, the Duelist August 12, 2015

suckness

Something that uber sucks above MANY other things.

K1NC is the suckness.

by BBTV Angry Penguin March 27, 2004

suckless

A group of open source devs that make things such as dwm and dmenu. The sickos like to have as little code as possible. This leaves many features omitted.

They are so minimalistic, they must be smoking that suckless pack.

by mazylol January 8, 2022

suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.

Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!

by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010

Sucksessful

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.

Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.

by I-R-MAKE_WORD-BY-ACCIDENT September 19, 2009

Suckcess

Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.

"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."

by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009