suckometer

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.

According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.

by annieoakley April 16, 2010

SUCKDOG

Stage name for the legendary Punk rock performance artist, ultradegenerate gg allin groupie, hedonistic essayist, and Rollerderby editor Lisa Carver.

Suckdog is on tour and off the wagon.

by Coz August 22, 2003

suckbomb

a word used to describe crappy opponets in a fantasy league

this guy is such a suckbomb
Gobolts remind me of a suckbomb

by BillyHoe85 September 28, 2009

Sucksome

Describes and downplays an unexpected letdown. Combines words awesome and suck(s).

Want to know what’s awesome? I hurt my foot. What’s awesome about that? It’s not, I was being sarcastic. It SUCKS 🤬 Ohh, it Sucksome🤏🏼

by HunkyBeat May 23, 2020

Suckoma

The term used by secret service Agents to secretly request nudes from each other secretly.

"Ay Jon I want Suckoma"

by Suckoma nutz April 24, 2022

Scottish Suckdown

The 36 hour session following the chubby Irishman showing up to the pub with The Jug.

Shane and I are midway through a legendary Scottish Suckdown somewhere In the middle of South Ayrshire.

by Claret Kings July 20, 2024