Suck My Eggs

1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!

by Smith Hall Posse' May 2, 2007

Go suck an egg

Well it's about telling someone to go kill yourself but he spell it wrong

Go suck an egg quick before it gets worse

by Yayayayuayauausuusuahahsush March 10, 2018

suck eggs

1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.

by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

Suck eggs

Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go ‘suck eggs’ mate.

by Dank Dyl December 2, 2017

sucking eggs

Another way to say you suck balls

Anthony is an egg sucker he loves sucking eggs

by OLLY-A January 2, 2018

suck egg

Telling someone to suck on a egg, only the word egg. As they will look stupid sucking a egg.

Suck egg ali

by serivers May 25, 2011

suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 4, 2006