Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

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Whore Substance

When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.

The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.

by whore humper January 6, 2011

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subtastic

Originally from the comedy sketch show 'The Kids in the Hall', "subtastic" conveyed the idea that the speaker was about to say 'substandard', but quickly changed his mind to 'fantastic' after smelling the wonderful aroma conveyed by the subject of the conversation.

"I've called you into my office to talk about your poor performance at work. Frankly, your work has been sub... quickly changes his mind ...tastic!"

hence, subtastic.

by markp93 October 1, 2006

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subeta

A great, open-minded site thats in no way like neopets. While neopets is full of n00bs, scammers, and chatspeakers, Subeta is full of open-minded people, who are able to read and write properly.

The site is aimed for kids thirteen and up, therefore the rules are more lenient, and you don't get frozen as easily.

The pets are better, the items are nicer, and subeta is not so lame as to dress up their pets, and build them imaginary, pointless homes.

Subeta can easily be compared to a small, tightly-knit family.

by Kendra M December 26, 2007

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