An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
by Nathan___ May 27, 2007
Get the subwaymug. A resturaunt that serves sandwiches composed of 75% bread and 25% filler. Schlotsky's is thirteen and a half times better.
Subway is overpriced and tastes like ass!
by Dalian April 9, 2006
Get the subwaymug. 1) A stupid americanism for metro/undrground/tube/(insert translation here).
2) Some place with submarine sandwiches.
2) Some place with submarine sandwiches.
1)Person from America: where's the nearest subway stop
Person from (Insert place other then america): You mean metro.
2) Let's go eat at Subway!
Person from (Insert place other then america): You mean metro.
2) Let's go eat at Subway!
by REVOLUTION! December 28, 2005
Get the subwaymug. I'm going to subway for lunch.
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtin May 29, 2018
Get the subwaymug. The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.
They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!
Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
by ronronson March 12, 2013
Get the Subwaymug. by jay August 3, 2003
Get the Subwaymug. (verb) The past tense of the verb to subway. It refers to an action taken in New York City when you take the MTA Subway. It is most commonly used if the person took the subway as an alternative to walking.
Guy 1: Sorry I'm Late
Guy 2: Why are you late?
Guy 1: I walked to Union Square but it was cold so I subwayed the rest of the way.
Guy 2: Why are you late?
Guy 1: I walked to Union Square but it was cold so I subwayed the rest of the way.
by ManhattanStreets February 20, 2011
Get the Subwayedmug.