Subscriptionize

In recent years businesses are increasingly trying to switch business models towards recurring revenue, even if precedence indicates that specific business models would be paid as a one-off or usage-based over time. As opposed to a month on month basis.

"Subscribtionize" or "subscribtionise" is the verb used to describe a business factor that could/should/would be turning into a subscription-based model to increase the viability of a business model.

Statement: Our graphics department is turning into a sweatshop. We should consider subscriptionizing it so that clients pay $499/month, instead of paying pr delivery. This will increase our MMR and will lock clients in the long term.

Reaction: I don't think we can Subscriptionize it, as clients would exploit a flat payment!

by Kasperfriday October 27, 2020

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

cancel her/his subscription

To end a relationship.

She screwed who!? Oh, hell no...I'm cancelling her subscription.

by UA August 27, 2004

subscriptophobia

Subscriptophobia - The fear of subscription cards that fall out of magazines.

I would love to read more magazines, but I have severe subscriptophobia.

by Vildachaya October 5, 2013

Brazzers Subscripton

(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..

A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!

iMessage

Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.

by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021

Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.

“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”

by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021

Butt-subscription

When the booty is so juicy A.K.A thicc that it bypasses butt dialing and/or texting to subscribe to payed services.

Butt-subscription: when the thiccness subscribes to payed sevices due to its sheer juiciness.

Girl!!! I butt-scribed to door DoorDashPass when we were wrestling...

Past tense Butt-scribed, websters Butt- subscription, present tense buttscribe, verb buttscribing

by ZevNoir August 15, 2020