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Stupendous Confectionary

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody
Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’
by El Nigrito July 9, 2019
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stupendousismness

n.
i) the quality or state of being as stupendous as humanly possible.
ii) a show of true power, strength, virtue and pure unadulterated greatness.
Wow look at the stupendousismness of Jeff, he's so damn stupendous.
by Jeffrey C February 26, 2004
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stupendous

another, better, word for terrfic, amazing, awesome....etc
last night was stupendous, today at school we had a food fight, it was stupendous!!

Main line: how was your day?
Response: STUPENDOUS!! =
by Mattt Zollinger April 5, 2008
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stupendious

An elitist word made up by the incredible Peter Ulstad, combining stupid and studious into one orgasmic word that blows the mind.
"I heard that Pachabel originally wrote the Canon in C, but changed it because he wanted to disguise his masterpiece. It's stupendious"
by J Roll September 18, 2013
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stupendous

The only word that comes to mind when you accidentally use "stupid" to describe someone right in front of you.
"Jeez. You are the most stu........ stupendous person I have ever known!"
by cartography_enthusiast December 5, 2020
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Stipendosis

A recognised medical condition where an a person, typically an intern at a big law firm, is denied the guarantee of a stipend (pay) despite the quality of his work and the large size and revenue of the firm
Jim: Mike! It's been months since I last saw you in law school! I heard you're a big shot intern at a big corporate law firm now eh - you must be rolling in mad stacks of cash!!

Mike: Actually, I've been suffering from stipendosis

Jim: Goodness.. is there a cure?

Mike: It is beyond my reach because I only want to work for large reputable corporate firms that knowingly underpay interns despite their enormous revenue stream. I enjoy reading the firm's Partner's LinkedIn posts that complain about income inequality even though I know she was responsible for the decision to underpay interns like me.

Jim: what is wrong with you man

Mike: I don't even know what's right or wrong anymore
by firstclasshorrors July 13, 2021
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stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".
"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".
by twozeroone November 30, 2013
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