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"Bob, let me tell you something: About the only thing I can think of that would be less tolerable than another term under George Bush is - no, wait, I can think of a bunch of things, um... but... uh... one particular thing that I can think of that would be more tolerable... I mean less tolerable... no, more... no less - yeah, cause almost anything would be tolerable... like a lap dance... but, uh, one that would be less tolerable would be to be beaten repeatedly about the loins with a sturgeon."
by MarkusRTK February 12, 2004
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Sturgeon

Sturgeon is a fish that likes to swim in the deep and when you hook it it kinda rolls so it rolls in the deep and rolling in the deep is an adel song and a Dell is a computer and HP is also a computer but it's also A1, like the sauce, but in Canada, and A1 is the best. 🙂
So sturgeon, is another term for "cool" "the best" or "groovy"
Got an extra ticket for the superbowl game, wanna go?
Hell yeah bro that's Sturgeon!
by Simplysailor December 3, 2020
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Sturgeon

An absolute G or an Absolute Cretin depending on who you ask.
What an absolute Sturgeon!
by PScott1945 May 27, 2021
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sturgeon face

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news
Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*
by fishyrace April 28, 2009
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Sturgeon Falls

A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.
Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!
by skippinit March 4, 2011
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Sturgeon's Law

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.
Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.
by iq June 19, 2003
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Sturgeon elbow

When a male in wheelchair hits a woman in her vagina (aka. Pussy) with his elbow and then can’t get the smell off his arm.
Man did you smell his he so has sturgeon elbow!
by Sturgeon boy March 9, 2019
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