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Stuka

When you hide in a closet watching two strangers fuck. Just as the man is about to cum you burst out of the closet making a Stuka siren noise and tackle the guy.
I scared the shit outa some randoms the other day by performing a Stuka.
by Tsyshhdhdhdfjjfjf October 10, 2021
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Stuka

(derived from the Russian language)
Stuka (pronounced "shtooka") is an ambiguous word for "a thing". Often something you cannot identify or define.

Stuka can mean anything from a small device (cellphone, electric wire) to a piece of heavy machinery.

A stuka smaller than a regular stuka is called a "stuchka". Means: "small stuka".
"Boris, what is this stuka?"

"Pavel, pass me over that stuka."

"This stuka is extremely useful, Ilya"

"This isn't a stuka. It's too small. It's a stuchka!"
by Asaf September 5, 2005
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Stuka blyat

A Russian version of the german stuka plain
by Nikola 0020 June 12, 2019
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Stuka blyat

When the male initiates sex with their partner who’s in the doggy position. The male must proceed to play the official soundtrack to Nolan’s Dunkirk and drive the penis into penetration whilst making the screaming sounds of the Stuka’s Jericho trumpet. Once penetration has occurred, the male screams any Russian phrase as if he’s just raised the flag over Berlin.
I just went full Stuka Blyat on my girl last night. She thought she was getting fucked like Poland in 1939
by Danny County June 1, 2021
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Bush Stuka

Also known in Australia as Magpies, Bush Stukas are named such as they resemble the WW2 era Junkers Ju 87 Stuka dive bomber as they swoop at innocent passers by, sometimes drawing blood or even taking out an eye
Give that park a wide berth, there's a family of angry Bush Stukas in there. Old mate Bazza's sister lost an eye to one of the little buggers last week.
by TimmyOz August 11, 2021
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Basel Stuka

Lemomeme's greatest pornstar of all time. He's porns are so hot that he'll make you cum in a millisecond.
Guy 1: Who's basel stuka?
Guy 2: He's the best pornstar of all time.
by Meapling October 20, 2020
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stuka

a fucking awsoume nazi aircraft that dive bombs with its screaming siren
STUKA!!!
by penisman69669 May 19, 2022
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