Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.

She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.

by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

Strumpet's Dribble

The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.

Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

strampop

Strampop is a subgenre of Alternative Rock. Criteria for a band or musical ensemble to fall under the category of strampop includes roots in rock and pop, but with a tendency to stray radically from the beaten paths.

Strampop is based greatly on differing concepts, rather than the differing styles that these tend to develop, hence inkeeping with the alternative rock trend of classifying a band not by its music, but rather by its method. Hence, one sees bands employing weird chord progressions and eerie sounds, which reflect not only the styles of the band, but also the method by which the musicians arrived at the final destination that is the song.

Hmmm, that new hit by Weezer is an exemplary form of strampop: I think we should write about it on wikipedia...

by kilbosh April 3, 2006

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

by Lorelili December 30, 2006

strumpet berries

nipples

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.

by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009

Strumpy

From a Middle English word Strumpet, which is defined as a woman prostitute or a woman adulterer. The word is used to lovingly address a female friend when desiring to be clever and witty.


syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, trollop

Where did you sleep last night, Strumpy?

or

Where did you lose your wallet, Strumpy?

by Strumpy March 30, 2005