Studdling

When one is simultaneously studying and cuddling with a partner.

Last night we were studdling, I had a really big test but I wanted to hang out with him.

by So Studious November 1, 2012

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

struggling

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.

(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"

by Nick D May 8, 2005

struggling

In the context of sports, when a team or player is offering an uncharacteristically poor performance over an extended period of time.

-Wow, our team has been playing decent all season, but they've lost their last five games!
-Yeah, they're really struggling right now.

by djbeerman January 15, 2008

Martha straddling

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

The struggling pineapple

When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.

Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name

by F-Bang September 2, 2009

struggling

When a weed smoker is having difficulties gaining control.

"woah man, brian is geeking out."
"yeah man, i'm struggling."

by Siobhan H August 28, 2005