Stroud

An area misunderstood with The Forest of Dean. When it actually has half the number of "inbreeds" and double the number of ill-educated chavs and of course, a fair amount of doped-up hippies trying to stab you for "precious shiny things"

a) "Huh?"

b) "gimme your wallet"

c) "I forgot to wear a condom"

d) "I can tap who i want"

e) "So...you're my sister...right?

f) "WHY?!?!?!?! Why do i live in Stroud?!?!?!?"

by A Proud German in Stroud March 13, 2012

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Strouding is when someones voice cracks so badly you want to cover your ears and jump into a bus. Chris stroud is someone who cracks all the time.

"Dude i just had a horrible stroud in global honors"

by gropelord58 January 19, 2014

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To generally muck something up in a hugely embarrassing but comical way. The individual is likely to blame it on anything but their own array of inadequacies and shortcomings.

- "Is that bloke a retard?"
- "Not a proper one - he's just a Stroud"

- "Hahaha - did you see that guy juggle the ball, drop it, and then get taken out like a little rag doll?! He pulled an absolute Stroud!"

by Huge wad July 14, 2010

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Showing the strength of a thousand men, knowing how to enjoy life, loving everyone around you, while being grateful for everything life has to give. Overcoming all the obstacles that life throws at you with a smile on your face no matter how hard it may be. Being a true hero to everyone who meets you and and knows you.

David had cancer for a number of years, but always had a smile on his face. He was truly Stroud Strong.

by Melskies August 20, 2011

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