Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map
I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.
by WASOC master September 02, 2021
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Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
by glrd May 16, 2020
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