startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

by hotdogthief February 19, 2008

straddled

When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.

Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.

by heyyy98 May 24, 2015

Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

by wabberjocky March 20, 2009

Statledorf

The word used for a cousin of your cousin that is not related to you through marriage.

We went to a family wedding and we met our cousin's cousin, Mary, who was related to my cousin through marriage, but not to me therefore, she is my statledorf.

by Joe Cut June 4, 2017

f***strated

upset and angry at the same time

Man, this history project makes me so f***strated

by Samano May 29, 2008

spratted

To recieve a cumshot via facebook. (v) to be spratted on.

Robert always wanted to bone Bernice but she was not into him so he spratted on her instead.

by FCDP11 July 22, 2011

Shrattled

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.

Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.

by Pippo101 March 16, 2012