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Strutting Leo

A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Inception. He is strutting quite happily across the set, when his wonderful picture was taken.
Strutting Leo has made my life fantastic. Whenever I am sad I think of Strutting Leo, you should as well.
by LeoDioIsStruttinDatAss September 2, 2010
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Struttin That Ass

To show off while walking.
Ex.
When you start walking my friend and you get 10 or 15 miles on the highway you wont be STRUTTIN THAT ASS!!!
by ureallysuck! July 17, 2010
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Eric Stratton

Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you
Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you.
by DeltaTauAwesom February 18, 2011
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stratlin

Name used to describe a very seducing male. But rather collect a jar of hearts, remains charming and courteous.

Stratlin's are very sexy, easily enamoring tiny, Egyptian girls.
These males are looked up to, and often idolized and envied for their sensual swag. Females tend to fall on their knees for a Stratlin's charm, making him easily liked. Very well known. And completely irresistible.
by yousraelihawt December 3, 2011
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Struttin' That Ass

The first meaningful step took since Thomas Aquinas on the oldest and greatest philosophical question man has ever been faced with: 'Does God Exist'?

The answer: You'd be so goddamn fucking tired everytime you get to newhope, that you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)... you'll be huh huh!

This breakthrough is in a message which was revealed to the masses by The Strut-Pope Gutter Ass The Third, first of his name, BLESSED BE, and may he NEVER strut away from the light.

Most remarkable is the scientific aspect, which can be elegantly translated to MATHEMATICS. The equation can be expressed thusly: If you got a fucking Mercedes-Benz and you ain't walking, you WILL be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass. In this case you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of 2, or (STA^2). On the other hand, If you be walkin', and you be NOT struttin' that ass, then you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of -1, or (STA^-1).

This is an exciting time to be alive. We are on the precipice of both redemption and damnation. It's time to throw down once and for all and decide which side you are on: The side of the Strut-Pope(STA^0), or the side of the vile Chauvinistic Pigs, who strut that ass however many times they please(STA^∞), entropy and the law of conservation of energy BE DAMNED!

NOTE: If any particular situation is not laid out by the Strut-Pope, as briefly reviewed below, be aware that the default stance is to be struttin' that ass, struttin'(STA^1.7).
Situations whereupon you will be in a negative quantum "Struttin'-That-Ass" co-efficient (STA^-x):

*When you start walking, my friend! And you get ten fifteen miles on the highway you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)! You'd be half dead by time you get there.

*When you walk about fifteen twenty miles, you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1). You'll be so fucking tired you won't hard hold that ass up. . . UNGH!!! You won't be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass(STA^-2)!

Situations whereupon you will be in the "Struttin'-That-Ass" meta-state(STA^x):

*It's a chauvanistic pig attitude that you gonna do something because you work at (mumble-stone), you got a fucking mercedes benz, and you ain't got to walk everyday so you goin' to get out and strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass (STA^5).

*So it's a chauvinistic pig attitude that clinton's got; strut that ass(STA^1).
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scrattin

Verb. A slang term which originates from Northern Ireland, to describe the involuntary release of semen from the vagina after sexual intercourse. Can occur at inappropriate times, without warning.
While she was walking to work this morning, she had to stop off at the bog twice she was scrattin that much.

Her nags got soaked from all the scrattin.
I had a wile go of sex this morning now I'm scrattin like a bitch, it's near running down me leg.
by stinglikeabee May 6, 2015
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