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Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
by skoucher June 11, 2018
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Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.
That person there is such a stooche.
by Mzolz May 18, 2016
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swouche

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n. the swagger of a douche
Wow. Look at him and his swouche.

He's so cute, but he's got such a bad swouche that I just can't date him.
by rybran November 6, 2009
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stouched

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Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.
by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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Slouche

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A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.
My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!
by KiefSand September 28, 2011
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shouche

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an anal douche. a shit douche. Giving yourself an enema before getting fucked in the the ass. A cute way to say your going to wash your asshole.
Before you fuck my butt, I should probably shouche.
by macdave187 October 6, 2011
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Stouchie

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When You are fucking a girl from the back and you stick your pinky in her ass and you say "Stouchie Stouchie."
Girl: Please Stouchie me
Guy: Ok (Guy sticks his pinky in her ass and says "Stouchie Stouchie"
by Juan and Paul July 31, 2006
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