Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017

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snapportunity

The opportunity to take a snap, for snap chat.

"That was an amazing snapportunity, I can't believe I missed it!"

by vhs2015 June 21, 2014

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Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

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Supportunity

n. When an opportunity for a stand-up paddleboard (SUP) adventure presents, it can be described as a supportunity.

Alex: Hey! Beautiful day to be out on the water!
Julie: Sounds like a supportunity!
Alex: Awesome sauce!

by Elena Chantal July 24, 2021

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shopportunity

A golden opportunity for shopping. When the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking space in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.

Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!

by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008

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Swoopportunity

The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.

Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!

Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!

Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!

by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008

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