Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

stuptarded

Stuptarded is an adjective. It is a compound of stupid and retarded. Something really idiotic.

Friend-"Hahahaha i just walked in to a pole"

Other friend-" woooowww... that was hella stuptarded"

by EmKat<>< August 31, 2011

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

Stutarded

the combination of stupid and retarded; a stupid retarded person

Hey Syd, you're stutarded

by superdirtydave August 19, 2008

Scrotarded

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.

That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc.

by OPTIMEGUS December 13, 2008

Scrotarded

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.

That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc

by OPTIMEGUS December 9, 2008

Startarded

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture

Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"

by STG9 January 18, 2010