stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
by jason March 19, 2004
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stool

1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.

2) An item commonly used in bar fights.

3) Fecal Matter.
1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.

2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!

3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.
by Brad Herrmann December 02, 2007
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Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.
"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."
by D-Funk 777 January 03, 2012
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Stooling

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job
by TheNobz December 07, 2017
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Stool

I have lots of stool.
Oh yeah, I am stooling everywhere.
I stooled in her mouth.
by mikey64_1508 July 03, 2011
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stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?
by TheDirtyDoctor May 20, 2011
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stool

Q: Did you feel my stool?

A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood.

A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.
by Glenn McClelland September 21, 2007
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