Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

by OniBee September 18, 2020

Stooler

A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.

Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?

Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....

Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?

by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008

stooler fans

Ignorant white trash yinzer Steeler fans

Damn! These Stooler fans look like they are from the set of Deliverance.

by Jeff Jeffries November 2, 2007

spooled

Hooking a fish that takes off, pulling all the line on your reel.

He was big 'un. So big that he spooled me, and broke the line.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

Stoled Out

When a store is out of something because someone has stolen all of it, not bought it.

I went to the store to buy some batteries, but they were stoled out.

by Fin Llama November 22, 2004