29 definitions by turd ferguson

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.
I hate getting shit-letts
by turd ferguson February 15, 2003
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(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.
by turd ferguson November 3, 2003
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exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to the chance of surviving repeated scud missiles to the face.
I just dropped the most redonkulus load this morning.

I just went on a 16 person knife run on fy_iceworld2k. That was redonkulus!!

Your mom was redonkulus last night.
by turd ferguson February 8, 2005
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Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.
"May I kill some meatbags now master?"
by turd ferguson January 29, 2004
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1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy
by turd ferguson January 29, 2004
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