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Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
by sdkhgas April 19, 2006
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Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.
"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011
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swollen pussy

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.
My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.
by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018
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Stolen moments

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.
Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
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Stoller Middle School

A absolute god damn hell hole where popularity is everything

A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life

A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.

A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”

A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave

A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave

... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
Did you see that girl from Stoller middle school? What a stupid whore!

I know right!
by Stollerstudent September 24, 2019
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sollentology

sollentology is a misspelled term that local fat fucker gorgeous George used during an episode of his excuse of a show called "The Gorgeous George Show". He says it wrong about a thousand times,which really cracks people up,
example:

George:ok we will be talking about the karan,we will also talk about sollentology and the jahovenis witnesses
by georgelovesgayporn December 28, 2009
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Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
by DanielDbag March 9, 2020
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