slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

smizzed

High as fuck.

He was smizzed after smoking two blunts in a row.

by Bwoywundurr December 28, 2016

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

stizled

To refer to someone as stoned.

That guy has been stizled since the third gradz0rz.

by elliot January 31, 2003

Stazzed

To witness pure swag, coolness, awesomeness, and/or amazingness.

He got stazzed when Snoop Dogg walked into the room.

by deeagent July 1, 2011

slizzed

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

by Jenn March 18, 2004

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021