1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!
Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!
Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006
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A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function
The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings
by cornholio October 4, 2003
Get the spinmeister mug.An individual that has mastered the system of life in a sneaky and crafty manner who operates behind closed doors, whose actions only benefit himself, and takes advantage of every opportunity and/or person, regardless of the monetary/emotional price.
Characteristics of Spinmeister: shifty chameleon eyes, smooth-talking manipulator, may be cloaked, glasses like the sister of Doug Funny from the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug (eyes may be covered), pointy Pharaoh-like goatee, Dr. Grant hat from Jurassic Park, perhaps a cane like Dr. Hammond's amber/mosquito studded cane from Jurassic Park, pointy elf shoes (could be modern pointy shoes), bald or grey haired
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"Dude, he totally excluded me from the blunt, what a stingemeister!"
"She had a bottle in her purse at the club all night and didn't share, STINGEMEISTER!"
"She had a bottle in her purse at the club all night and didn't share, STINGEMEISTER!"
by Niggcole November 20, 2009
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Person 1: Aw look, its a rainbow, isn't it beautiful.
Person 2: Nigga dat shits gay.
Person 1: You're such a fuckin Stinkmeiner.
Person 2: Nigga dat shits gay.
Person 1: You're such a fuckin Stinkmeiner.
by Harry Scrotes July 1, 2008
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b: i know he's such a stingemeister
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