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Stinkerton

1.) One who is extremely smelly/stinky.

2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.

3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.
"You're a stinkerton! You're the mayor of Stink Town!" says David to his girlfriend.
by Dorkasaurous November 1, 2010
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Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.
Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot
by ASovietUnicorn September 13, 2011
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stinkerton

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019
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Slinkerknot

slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.
by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011
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Stinkwrinkle

Stinkwrinkle: A puckered anus, your butthole.
She forgot to wipe her stinkwrinkle and now it itches.
by Pikkel Weezel June 3, 2005
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Slinkerknot

A person who can not speak in the present tense
Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"
by jakotak September 13, 2011
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Stickering

The act whereafter a man cums on a woman's tits, she proceeds to press herself against the man's body, or alternatively a third-party, thereby stickering them.
Oh my god, did you hear that Dick came all over Fanny's chest and then she went about stickering everyone in the dorm!
by Sticky McStickFace August 5, 2016
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