stiff

Used to describe a strong alcoholic drink. The more stiff the drink is, the more alcohol there is in it.
Man this drink is fucking stiff. Five ounces of 5 o'clock vodka and five ounces of Kool-Aid lemonade.
by Filthy Sally February 12, 2007
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Stiff

1. To cheat (someone) of something owed.

2. To fail to give or supply (something expected or promised).
If you do too much for people, they'll stiff you more than repay you.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 01, 2005
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Stiff

It’s the way you carry yourself , with an untouchable swag that can’t be messed with through ones every step and decision.
Bro that outfit is stiff as fuck bro!!
by STIFFBOY March 13, 2019
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stiff

1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
by Pink_Shoes December 05, 2005
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stiff

a word used as an adjective. to describe how a penis gets hard during sexual activity.
"OH GOD BEKY!, look at johny's pants...doesn't it look like he's got a stiff?"
by goddess August 18, 2003
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Stiff

Orinating in the south. Meaning to be cool or dope. Synomous with the terms: “live”, or “hard”.
Man 1: “Ayyyyyy bro you seen that that drop top bentley coupe that we just passed?”

Man 2: “Hell yea foe that hoe was stiff af”
by TOMMY HILNIGGA April 07, 2019
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Stiff

1. Lame
2. Loser
3. Bum
4. Clown
5. Senseless
6. Wack
1. That guy is so stiff in basketball
2. That fool's clothes are so stiff.
3. _____ was so stiff trying to make a move on my sister.
by Stiff Guy January 19, 2009
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